Devilishly Cunning Climate

Ah, yes.  It makes so much sense that this whole man-made mess of global warming would prove to be counter-intuitive.  When we think of global warming we might be tempted to think of the globe “warming” in the sense of temperature.  We must resist this temptation, and the idea that the facts about the climate should inform our theory of the fundamental cause of climate change.

So when we see the first October snowfall in London proper since 1922, we shouldn’t get too excited.  Global warming is here to stay.  If you feel your faith shaken every time that you see a news headline detailing an “inconvenient truth” such as record cold temperatures, you can just go back to the Global Warming Prayer Book and repeat after me:

Our Mother, who art the Planet,

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy warming* (or cooling, as the case may be) come, thy will be done

To advance our EPA.

Give us this day the masses’ brains,

And help us twist facts,

So we can prey upon others.

And lead us not near Inhofe,

But deliver us from truth;

For ours will be the kingdom, and the power, and the authority

To do whatever the hell we want in the name of “science.”

Amen.